It’s almost Halloween and I know a lot of you kids out there must be wondering where pumpkins come from, well there you go.
Once they are born, we take them away from their mothers, throw them in a field and sell them.
*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
Steal His Look: David Duchovny
Thomas O’Brien Austin Floral Indigo Tea Cup - $16
Here are my secrets for not looking like the old hag I am:
- dick jokes/immaturity
- I dress like a 16 year-old boy
- weird-colored hair. No old-ass PTO momma has pink hair!
- oils. Dude. In your hair, on your face….white goes to shit b/c we’ve been taught to strip the fuck out of our face then slather it with commercial bullshit. Coconut oil, olive oil… this shit: I use on my face too. (GREAT for hormonal break outs…) Couple drops and I’m moist and dewy.
- Fat. My fat face- keeps wrinkles filled in.
Mossy table tops at an abandoned hotel in Japan…
Beautiful collection of straight boys interacting with a bisexual for hopefully the first time in their lives.
this makes me really mad
This just in: brown people do not have normal skin.
Americans for you.
"Americans" lol this is Australia.
STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy
Fendi judge gown: $399
Versace diamond band wring: $2999
Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999
MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50
Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot
did i allow u to have fun without me
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies