ask-the-multishipper:



Thought it was serious at first, but then I saw ‘I read mainly ESPN…’ haha love it

ask-the-multishipper:

Thought it was serious at first, but then I saw ‘I read mainly ESPN…’ haha love it

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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georgianadesign:

Mediterranean revival residence in Miami by Z.W. Jarosz Architect. Luxe Interiors + Design.

georgianadesign:

Mediterranean revival residence in Miami by Z.W. Jarosz Architect. Luxe Interiors + Design.

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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alltheroyalthings:

princelyprinceharry:

Royal side eye.

Oh God!What a nice pic!I love it!George looks exactly like his father!

alltheroyalthings:

princelyprinceharry:

Royal side eye.

Oh God!What a nice pic!I love it!George looks exactly like his father!

burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

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rlmjob:

pooping after you take a shower

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